alelectromigration:
What kind of feeder do you prefer?
1. Slow and sensuous -- softly, patiently conditioning you to savor each bite, taste the flavors, and relish in the sweetness. There's fancy dinners and tempting desserts. Everything tastes so good. The process is so subtle -- just a few extra irresistible bites here and there, a little snack before bedtime. They're a feeder alright and your growing waistline is proving it. But you wouldn't have even realized what was happening if they didn't warn you that you'd be getting fat if you date them. Gradually, quietly, but relentlessly, your body grows month after month after month of their influence.
2. Rapid and efficient -- funnels and stuffing at a whirlwind pace. You're constantly stuffed to the brim -- your feeder ensures there's never a spare moment when one more gram of fat could possibly be forced into you. You can't believe how fast you're blowing up. Weight is piling on. Pounds of new fat are spilling over your waist. Stretch marks seem to be appearing everyday and everywhere -- thoroughly and permanently marking you as a feedee. You seem to look a different every week. Friends' jaws drop after seeing you just a month ago with that WTF look in their eyes. "Oh my goodness, what's happening to me?", your mind and body exclaim as you sit back and submit to yet another stuffing.
How about a combo? Fast at first, so it would be very difficult to change your mind. Even if you did the changes would al ready have taken place.
Once you have made it to this point (and are at the mercy of your feeder), then the feeder could slow down and bask in his/her work.
